Desi Totkays in urdu
#1 Wednesday, June 17, 2009 9:21 am
Desi Totkays in urdu

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 these r some totkays i read on a website so wanted to share it 



Mou ki badboo door karna

 

Raat ko aik chutki namal lay kar is mein do katray sarsoo ka teal achi tarahn mila lain ungli say dantoo per khoub achee tarahn say maalain mou ko deela chor dain takay ganda pani nikal jayay .baghar kuli kiyay so jayay pani bilkul nahi lagana daant bhuhat safaid you masooray masboot ho jayay gay .

 

 

Payaz kattay waqt ankhoon say pani khatam karna

 

Jinay payaz istamaal karna hoon inn ko raat ko plastic ki thali mein daal kar achee tarhan thali band kar kay fridge mein rakh dain .innhay kattay waqtsay pani nahi  aay ga .

 

 

Kiray makoroo ko ghar say baghanay kay liyay

 

Jahan bhe kiray makoray nazar aayn os jagha per kafoor jalaya jayay tu kiyay dubara wahan nazar nahi aayn gay.

 

Charay kay liyay

 

Aik chay ka chamcha corn flour ko thoray say doodh mein mix kar kay paste bana lay aur cheray per lagain yeh amal haftay mein do martaba karain , rang gora honay lagay ga aur dhoop say jali hoi jild bhe theek ho jayay gi ..

 

Surkh roshnaee kay dagh dor karnay kay liyay ,

 

kapray say surkh roshnaee kay dagh door karnay kay liyay issay dahee say dohain ,

 

Chawal aur daal Mahfooz karnay kay liyay

 

Chawal aur daal mein taiz pata daal dain tu chawal aur daal kira lagnay say mahfooz rahay gay .

 

 

Aam hazam karna

Aam kha kar agar teen ya char jaman kha liyay jayain tu aam jald hazam ho jata hai .

 

Fridge ki badboo khatam karna

Agar aap ki fridge mein kisi bhe kisam ki badboo aati ho t aik payali mein sirka daal kar fridge mein rakh dain , badboo khatam ho jayay gi .

 

Paneer ko totnay say bachain

Paneer ko garam pani mein daal kar thori dair rakh dain aur phir is ko kisi bhe cheez mein daal kar pakaeen paneer nahi tottay ga ..

 

Taza Chapati

 

Chapatiyoun ko daba mein band kartay waqt is mein thori si adrak rakh dain , chapati narm aur taza rahay gi.

 

hijki roknay kay liyay

 

Agar app hijki to foran rokna chatay hain tu aik sabs elachi ache tarhan chaba kar nigal leen aur foraz thanda pani ka aik glass pee leen ..

 

Sir dard Ko roknay lay liyay

 

agar aap say sar mein dard hai tu bhuhat sari machli kahaeen kyounkay machli ka tael sir dard ko rokta hai .

 

Bukhar ka elage

 

Agar aap kp bukhar ho gia hai tu bhuhat sari dahe aur shahad kahay ..

 

 

Phone kay Dagh

Phone kay istamaal say dagh dabhaay par jatain hain phone per safaid spirit daal kar phone ko saaf karain dabhay mit jayay gay ...

 

Jootay ki palish

 

Agar aap chatay hain kay aap kay jootay ki palish chamkay tu palish karnay say phalay thira sa sirka mila dain jootay chamak jayay gay ..

 

 

bache Tomato katchup bare shok se khate hian..aur inke kapre per bhi gir jate hia..sub se phele isko thunde pani se doh lain...ager daag na jaye tu phir hydrogen oxcide wala solution laga lian dag katam hojaye ga...leken jab tak koi bhi dag na katam hojaye istrai nahi karne chahye...wewrna dag paka hojaye ga.

 

 

Aaj kal jese dinner set akser plastic ke hotey hain, aur white color mei...to akser yeh hota haik oun mei garam khana dalney se ahista ahista bartan peeley perne lagtey hai.

Is k liyeh bartan ko kisi tub yaan barey bartan mei neem-garam pani mei dal dein, aur thora sa sarf aur bleech daal ker aadhey ghantey tak bheega rehne dain, baad mei nikal ker sponge se saaf karain aur dho lain.

Bartan completely nayeh lagain gay, aur in mei se peeley dagh aur lines bhi khatam ho jayein gi.

 

 

kohne or ghutno ki safaye ke liye aik khane ka chamch soji main aik adad Lemo ka rus aur aik khane ka chamch milk ki balaye mila kar cream bana lain...is se kohniou aur ghutno ka masaj karian..mail dor hojaye gi.

 

zaida kaam karne walon aur zaida soch bichar ki waja se dimagi kamzori hojate hia..aise surat ho tu subha nashte se phele aik chamcha (kahmera Gao zuban Ambreen) jawahir wala khaya karain...is se dimagi kamzori dor hojate hai...Yeh Kahmeer hakeem ki dukan se asani se Mil jata hai

 

kabhi kabhi shahad apne jar main pare pare sokh jata hai...isko wapis apni asli surat main lane ke liye jar ko garam pani main rakhian.

 

baz cheni ke burtan aur steen lees steel per dhabey per jate hian...dhabo wale jaga per namak laga kar saaf karain tu dag dor hojaye gai.

  


#2 Wednesday, June 17, 2009 10:30 am

waow bunny coming up with tipS:D
btw good tipsSmile

#3 Wednesday, June 17, 2009 10:41 am

very informative sharing ...... gr8

#4 Wednesday, June 17, 2009 10:44 am

Nice sharing


Khush rahain

#5 Wednesday, June 17, 2009 10:59 am

hehe yea ..but lol like i said in the start that i jus read them somewhere and thought of sharing them... acha huma i wanted to ask u sumthin ... how many topics can we make in a day 


i wanna make a topic about coke studio but i already made 3 topics today so wanted to know whats the topic limit per person per day 

#6 Wednesday, June 17, 2009 11:10 am

3 topics per day.
don't make extra topics,
else your points will be takenTongue
baki topics kal bunanaSmile

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